Government
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Government Discloses Area 51 is a Real Place – Causes Global Facepalm
Everyone! Stop EVERYTHING! Right NOW! Our government, who is always up front on just about every issue you can think of, has just pulled the tablecloth from under our dinners by announcing that some place called Area 51 exists in the...
South Korea’s Deadly New Border Weapon!
Because there’s not enough tension already in North and South Korea, a company has now developed what’s being hailed as a ‘super gun’ to help keep an eyeball on the demilitarized zone between the Hatfield/McCoy-style rivalry amongst the...
Apocalyptic Chic: ‘Ghost Cities’
Like some kind of massive, uber-budgeted, city-wide set of a Ridley Scott film that takes place after the fall of mankind, several cities built by China are almost completely devoid of life. What’s even stranger is that these massive...
City Orders Man to Dig Up His Dead Wife From Front Yard
A man has lost his valiant fight to keep the government out of his front yard… where he buried his wife. James E. Davis buried his wife Patsy there after she died in 2009. What followed was a three year battle with the city after his...
White House Responds To Petition Demanding Disclosure Of Alien Evidence
The Obama administration has formally responded to an online petition signed by over five thousands respondents demanding the acknowledgement of alien visitation. Here is what they said… “The U.S. government has no evidence that any life...
In 1970 Chile Attempted To Control Their Entire Economy With An iPhone
It is the dawning of the computer age and anything is possible. Computations are reduced to milliseconds, data which previously required warehouses and staffs for maintenance can now be stored and sorted with ease and in Santiago, Chile a...
President Kennedy’s UFO Diplomacy With USSR Revealed
Recently declassified documents have stirred up one of my absolute favorite conspiracy crossbreeds: JFK was killed as part of a UFO coverup. More specifically, a new book claims to have found actual paper trail on communication Kennedy had...
UK Municipality Creates CHUD Hysteria To Warn Residents About Flushing Diapers
The northwest English town of Cumbria has a mysterious bipedal creature in the sewers. It may or may not be dangerous, but it does bear a resemblance to the infamous CHUD creatures from the 1984 horror film. Or at least that’s what the...