Earthquake
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Chilean Earthquakes Create Massive Influx Of Ghost Sightings
The string of earthquake in Chile not only inspired an outpouring of foreign aide and worldwide attention, it’s also been the impetus for a ton of recently-minted ghosts to rattle around the areas in which they died. Shadows cross the...
Despite Best Efforts, Exposed Breasts Fail To Trigger Massive Earthquake
Cleric said boobs cause earthquake. Boobs tried to do just that. Boobs failed. Hooray science!
Women Ready Attempt To Spur Earthquake With Boobs
We reported a few days ago an edict laid down by an Iranian cleric claiming immodestly dressed women were a contributing factor for earthquakes. Specifically intimating that ladies hoeing it up this year has been the root cause of the high...
Sexy Lady Clothing Revealed As Cause Of Recent Earthquakes By Cleric
That explains a lot. “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by...