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The Navy finally rejects a FOIA campaign to find more footage of UAPs, unidentified aerial phenomena. Rare Snake Alert! Volcanoes: how vulnerable are we? Three stories of space “whoopsie-doodles.” THEY GOT TOO MANY NEW WORDS! After Things is taking the week off! Got something weird? Email neshcom@gmail.com, subject line “Weird Things.”
Picks:
Justin: What We Do in the Shadows
Brian: Rick and Morty
Bryce: Thor: Love and Thunder
Episode Notes
The episode opens with a discussion of a FOIA request by The Black Vault for additional Navy UAP videos after earlier Navy videos had been publicly released. The hosts debate why more footage would be withheld, suggesting ordinary explanations like protecting military capabilities, avoiding disclosure of foreign technology tests, or keeping unresolved sightings from becoming public intelligence targets; they also talk about how tedious FOIA requests are and how agencies resist disclosure.
The middle of the episode moves to a rare Florida snake story about a rim rock crowned snake found dead at John Pennekamp Coral Reef State Park. The hosts explain that the snake was only about eight inches long, had not been seen in years, and died after choking on a giant Caribbean centipede, which scientists examined with a CT scan. The episode then turns into a long comedic hypothetical about using huge resources to make Earth safer from volcanoes, before shifting into more serious discussion of catastrophic eruptions, preparedness gaps, geothermal ideas, and the limits of current forecasting; later segments cover a SpaceX static burn fire, a Blue Origin anomaly and escape-system activation, and a humorous debate over Merriam-Webster adding slang and modern words. The show ends with media picks for Rick and Morty, What We Do in the Shadows, and Thor: Love and Thunder.
Key topics
- Why governments keep some UAP footage classified: The hosts discuss the Navy denying a FOIA request for more UAP videos on national-security grounds, and speculate that withholding may be about protecting military capabilities, revealing foreign technology, or avoiding publication of footage that can be analyzed by adversaries.
- FOIA as a slow, technical journalistic tool: They describe FOIA as tedious, dependent on specificity, and sometimes expensive or bureaucratically frustrating because agencies must search records and may charge for research or copying.
- Biological surprise in a rarely seen Florida snake: The transcript describes the rim rock crowned snake as a threatened Florida species that lives underground, has been rarely observed, and was found dead after choking on a giant Caribbean centipede.
- Volcano disaster preparedness as a political and engineering problem: The volcano discussion starts as a joke but repeatedly returns to practical problems like public warning systems, propaganda, logistics, and the need for major scientific breakthroughs.
- Historical volcanic eruptions and climate effects: Tambora and the 'year without summer' are used as examples of how large eruptions can cause cooling, crop failures, famine, and wider social disruption.
- Limitations of current volcano forecasting and mitigation: The hosts say there is no real solution for a truly bad eruption, only partial monitoring and uncertain forecasting, and that current science cannot fully solve the problem.
- Drilling into the Earth to relieve magma pressure: They discuss a speculative idea of drilling into magma pockets to vent pressure or let the Earth 'burp,' while acknowledging that it would be an enormous undertaking.
- Volcano insurance as a joke concept: The hosts jokingly pitch volcano insurance as a mandatory product, clearly as satire rather than a serious policy proposal.
- Artemis launch issues and hydrogen storage difficulty: In passing, the episode mentions Artemis delays tied to leaky fuel seals and jokes about the difficulty of storing hydrogen because it is so small and hard to contain.
- Dictionary culture and slang legitimacy: The Merriam-Webster segment debates the legitimacy of newly added slang and modern terms like yeet, pwn, baller, cringe, fam, and alt coin, contrasting informal slang with more descriptive technical vocabulary.
- IMAX-enhanced aspect ratio changes in streaming: Bryce notes that Thor: Love and Thunder on Disney+ changes letterboxing during IMAX sections, showing that some films include only specific IMAX-shot sequences.
Picks
- Brian Brushwood: Rick and Morty — He explicitly says Rick and Morty's back and that the back catalog holds up.
- Justin Robert Young: What We Do in the Shadows — He directly says it is a good show and praises this season for finding new ways to twist the narrative.
- Bryce Castillo: Thor: Love and Thunder — He describes it as 'a fine movie,' 'a fun romp,' and 'one of the better Marvel things' he has seen in a while.